Did I tell you that one of my friends just began working for a new company that makes car ignitions? It's a start up business! #dadjokes #puns

I built a working catapult! It is disguised as a chair, so it tends to throw a lot of people. #dadjokes #puns

Did you know that if you turn a boat upside down, you can wear it like a hat? That’s because it’s cap-sized! #dadjokes #puns

What do you call it when your Christmas tree explodes? A tannenbomb! #dadjokes #puns

Have you heard about the invisible Santa Claus? You can’t see him but you can feel his presents! #dadjokes #puns

What is the difference between the regular alphabet and the Christmas alphabet? The Christmas alphabet has no L! #dadjokes #puns

I finally had a chance to use the colored pencil techniques that I have been learning to help in my never-ending endeavor to wreak havoc with puns!!! I’m sorry if this drawing looks a bit wonky. I was just winging it. Hopefully, you will let this fly. #dadjokes #puns

Behold!!!! These are biblically accurate angel Christmas cookies!!! Be NoT aFrAiD!!!

Of course, there are also these zombie apocalypse cookies! Any celebration of Christmas would be incomplete without a good old fashioned zombie apocalypse!

I used to smuggle honey, but I got caught in a sting operation. #dadjokes #puns

How many news anchors does it take to change a lightbulb? More at 11… #dadjokes #puns

My friend accidentally drank invisible ink. Now he is in the hospital waiting to be seen! #dadjokes #puns

When I watch movies, every time a character goes under water, I try to hold my breath to see if the length of time that they are under water is survivable. I almost died watching Finding Nemo! #dadjokes

Scientists have just discovered the gene for shyness! They would have found it earlier, but it was hiding behind two other genes! #dadjokes #puns

Why should you watch out for ninja farts? They are silent but deadly! #dadjokes

I decided to paint every single piece of clothing that I own. I’m on the second coat. #dadjokes #puns

How was the Roman Empire cut in half? With a pair of Caesars! #dadjokes #puns

During the American Revolution, colonists were training chickens to capture British sympathizers. It was the first known case of chicken catch a Tory. #dadjokes #puns

What did the peepee gang say when they accepted their new member? Urine! #dadjokes #puns

My mom was asking if I had three balls (dryer balls), and Dad replied that he only had two. #stuffmydadsays