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the US is just a deathmatch lobby with some of the players owning expensive skins.

this is like saying "dog turds >>>> elephant poop"

#MyModiStory is when modiji inspired me to leave my wife without divorcing her so I could use the money I'd have to give as alimony to undergo a facelift instead

why? i can also choose to be disabled.

this family is how the word clusterfuck would look like if it were a person.

thinking of opening an apple store and once the maddening crowd walks in, i'd shut the door on the outside and harvest organs of everyone inside.

me rn.

gujratis and punjabis have this inherent quality where they can turn any culture, food, street and country into a cringe laden shit hole if they are more than 3 in number.

decimated his shoulder and comes back 5 years later to destroy reigning world champion by twice as many points. greatest of all time.

what i love about modi is that he simply vomits whatever is trending on twitter and his fan base laps it up while in real world that gujju chuttad be distributing half of our gdp to bihari iski behen ko chodu yojna.

this jhantpakoda steals vc money every few years with a jhantu startup idea and somehow still cant pay people on time.

World Champion - the world title is ours. With all my heart, for my country. ♥️🇮🇳🏹

can't believe that science promoter sonam wangchuk is hogging all news limelight with justified demands in a time when i am busy trying to enjoy a game of cricket, a sport pretty much owned by the Home Minister's son, with a country that regularly kills people of this country.

thankful to walk the earth same time as this dude.

parents did warn me not to accept cookies from strangers but i accidentally did on this website and now it has fucked me.

We’re multiple years into this and I still haven’t seen one legitimate reason for its existence. Who is it for? The cinematic stuff is art impiety and the realistic stuff is for what, memes and misinformation? I’ve done a full 180 on this stuff since 2023. It’ll be our downfall

unreal that we were colonized by these babbons who couldn't build a decent door until the 12th century when most of india could build a 5 mile fort on a sunday.

If you think that 15k shoes are expensive then you need to get off twitter and make some money. Gareeb kahin ke.

the hero hitler could have been

this is equivalent of gordon ramsay flying down to launch a vada pav stall outside a urinal