I bet the worst thing and biggest panic was when the pilot made that last second "Whoooops!!! Let's do that again" and made someone spill tea on their crossword. Nothing rattles British Airways crew. youtu.be/hcLhOf5cHdQ

Me when I catch someone not picking up after their dog. Immediately appears with bag "Please pick up that dog shit 😡You have 20 seconds to comply" youtu.be/LJxvlpbc6M4

This is a tough subject but a must read article. It’s a large part of the education that racing needs to do to survive theguardian.com/sport/blog/201…

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I'm pretty sure there are far more practical ways to arm yourself with a weapon. Where do you put a SAW??! bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-476…

When you realise your dogs sneakily crept off and made it on set for the recording of "Bangarang" without telling you... 😐 #skrillex #dogsoftwitter youtu.be/YJVmu6yttiw

My daughter's 21st next month and I'm actually gonna attempt making her cake. Made one cake in my whole entire life and that was shit. So I'm gonna try making one that looks like two border collies. Failing that it could be a job for Molly... Molly Robbins

Woke up my hamster turning on the light to look for my keys.

Never in the history of birthday cakes has the world seen a more majestic as fuck creation. Molly Robbins is gonna need to up her game that's for sure. 🎂

😊 #dogs #bordercollie #DogTraining #dogsoftwitter youtu.be/UTdFgvlcAXI

Fair play Ollie but you slipped up there. Should have etched the giant dick aiming up Donny Boy's holiest of places with a big wall around the whole thing. Beautiful 😊

Imagine what they'll do if someone flags up Nirvana's "Nevermind" album cover. Holy shit the entire interne will absolute lose its fucking mind 💣 #LedZeppelin #Facebook #naked theguardian.com/music/2019/jun…

Heard this last night on Markradcliffe folk show and oh my days - love at first listen. Maybe four or five songs have done that my whole life. Absolutely stunning #folkmusic #Yorkshire youtu.be/BjSBbN9d8z8

Amazed at the response, shock, outrage and actual police effort going into this. She'll be thrown in jail and terrorising the murderous psycho inmates all terrified of the new Ice Cream Licker on cell Block H 😂

Literally 91,000 degrees here in the UK too. youtu.be/a6tKJvWWDP4 via YouTube

Every orca in NZ's waters must have Dr Ingrid N. Visser (PhD) on speed-dial by now. They all know her so well now she's their emergency service. “Stuck 😖 Arggh shit I'm proper stuck!! 😟 Mum can you bell Ingrid? I got stuck again 🥺 ” Mum - “Oh FFS” youtu.be/-pRHO1psAYY

Thought someone dumped a dead animal in a bin bag 😟 Dogs thought same we all approached with caution. Just a beautifully gift wrapped Christmas present 🎅🎁🎄 Fleet still not made his peace with after 3-days 😂