in quebec you can't be a teacher if you wear a hijab but the government will fund private religious schools who invite iof soldiers to give "conferences" to their students

That is...a lot of water

Si tu pars de Yerres aujourd'hui et que tu fais une pause avant Thiers, tu seras à Hyères demain.

Uh, this is not restoration.

Where does it say anything about “trafficked”

Ça marcherait mieux si 700 pokédollars était pas le prix de deux cafés.

Iran? You haven’t even finished Venezuela. How can you have any Iran if you don’t finish your Venezuela!

It doesn’t matter whether Khamenei is dead or not. What matters is how insane it is to live in an era where one country can assassinate the heads of other states with total international impunity. The fact that this precedent is now fully normalized is fucking nuts.

Sargon of Akkad destroyed the walls of mighty Uruk, city of Gilgamesh, and as punishment the memory of his name was stolen by an internet talking head while the name of Gilgamesh is still beloved & celebrated

the problem is you uncreative vanillas got your paws on "CNC" and decided it just means "r*peplay said in a nice way" when it doesn't mean that at all.

oh those are glasses

“Foreign religion” he thinks Jesus walked on water in Brighton and was resurrected in Norwich

Papier pain

This is an insane dodge. - Did your agency kill Mr Smith? - No, Sir. - We have a written order from you saying to stab him until he was dead. - Ah, yes, within the agency we only call it "kill" if you use a gun. Using a knife is just "terminating". So, no, we didn't "kill" him.

Ummm yeah? What did people think would happen? You’d blow up one guy and the country would magically be a secular democracy?

second most famous carpenter of all time

They're bombing an I-country, defended by people rambling about liberating women or some shit. It's like I'm a teenager again.