little freaks

this post popped up and i had to read the article - it's great. fascinating of course that i read something like this and think "so vulnerable & real, how wonderful" and other people act like it's a horror movie. archive.is/fp7hE

all this AI bullcrap going on and nobody can streamline the worst process on earth: finding the exact correct shoelaces you need & then relacing your shoes once you've bought them

People complain about Elon’s Twitter but I’ve never had so many suitors or prospective investment advisers from all over the globe.

bennett miller should make a movie about rick & skip bayless, starring steve carrell as Skip

nasty little beast. they're enabling him

just followed a train account... this is what i mean when i say i have "diverse interests" on my dating profile...

Nice argument. Unfortunately, I’ve already depicted you as the weeping, pixelated David Mitchell.

he looks like the white obama meme

one of the top signs that i’m going through it is if i let loose an exaggerated “ahhhh” after sipping my diet coke - on a good day i would simply enjoy the crisp perfect refreshment in quietude

i am so serious when I say this is one of the best things I’ve ever seen and I will ALWAYS watch all the way thru

going to the Wussy Mag SHOWGIRLS screening tonight at the The Plaza Theatre with a packed audience was so amazing & cathartic, it was one of the greatest screenings of my entire life. i was shocked to find myself welling up when elizabeth berkeley kicks the shit out of andrew carver

I used to go to a burger truck three or four times a week in university and the guy thought I was two different people because I wore a hat sometimes. He would always tell me about my “twin”

i saw this at the thrift store a few weeks ago and DIDN’T get it for some insane reason… been thinking about it ever since. went back today and it was gone, fml

“bad food restaurant” should be on any authoritative list

gonna block this fucking clown

i had the worst Publix sushi of my life today. the tuna was dried out with jagged edges like a piece of torn fruit rollup. i might not be able to represent the brand with the same zeal going forward…