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At Luton airport and forgot my passport drove home 2 hours drove back here and realised I’d forgot it again 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Arrived in Prague jet legged as fuck congratulations to the new pope

Don’t judge everyone in the virgin community reform have divded this country enough

Genuinely think I’m gonna put a stop to smelling like shit soon it’s just getting annoying now.

Love seeing tits without the bra on

Any girls in Czechoslovakia Prague tonight please send me a message I would love to see your boobs!

Said “ Sorry that was me” to the couple next to us when nobody even farted or anything but guess they’d have thought someone did with how bad I fucking reek.

Nobody sat within 4 tables of me because of the horrid stench of my breath

Went to the best restaurant in Tirana earlier if you’re ever coming I fully recommend it it’s 5 minutes away from this tree

22k people were here then they all left as soon as I lifted my arms up to cheer it’s impressive how much I honk

Holding my hands there as I’ve got 0 cock confidence because it’s small as fuck and just crap

Day trip to North Macedonia but not an “ Extreme One” can’t the stand the wankers on that Facebook group travelling at 4am to eat dinner then come back home. Always makes me laugh when their flights get delayed bellends. Bus driver here sneezed & we all burst out laughing

Quality day in Ohrid so far North Macedonia is class lol

This is what going on holiday is all about buying random shit that I’ll never ever use

Only song I love more than freedom from desire at football is sweet Caroline both quality

Quality flight back to the UK last night when the plane landed everyone clapped then sang sweet Caroline

Ain’t my stag do is it I’m a virgin never been on a date Sunderland won today Sunderland v Newcastle in the premier league next season

Mr Brightside quality song

Wouldn’t mind getting funky in the shower with a girl right now!