Miss those days…

What if… when Skynet actually goes online, it’s an AI with a sense of humor? Launches a bunch of missiles, but drops them in the ocean before they reach NY and Moscow? Like, just gets a kick out of pranking humanity? And then in its spare time just makes memes…

White House says helping me secure a vote to release all the Epstein files is a “Hostile Act.” They’re threatening anyone who helps bring true transparency and justice for the survivors. This is a tacit admission the Oversight Committee data release is woefully incomplete.

Just had a thought about Charlie Kirk. What if for the next 4 years we implement super strict gun control, but only for Democrats? Not counting suicide, I wonder what the gun deaths would be then?

We need to get to 218. I know there are other issues going on, but there will always be other issues. The files need to be released in their entirety.

And this is why I no longer make it a priority to watch the Bengals. They’re just the worst. Ugh!

Just when I think they can’t be any dumber they go and do this… and totally redeem themselves! Bengals win 31-27.

What’s funny here is this is actually a great joke lol! Mother in law jokes are ALWAYS funny. Dude wasn’t being trolled that bad by Jimmy, and again, the joke was unrelated to the tragedy. Anyway, per the MAGA comments, just apologize Jimmy and tone down the accusations.

One of the best financial decisions I ever made was no longer paying to see this team in person during the regular season. I will go to playoff games and that is it. 25 years of paying for a sub-par product was more than enough.

Did this mofo say 30 is middle age? Cute story… but… WHAT?!?

HOLY SH#T, THE MAN NAILED IT!!👇

The answer is easy. A terrorist targets civilians. Specifically targets civilians. What a stupid comment.

Messieurs et mesdames. Beinvenue au cirque du mousie.

Adapt or die.

The responses make a lot of sense. Justine is very narrow minded here and hasn’t looked at the big picture. Needs to get a grip…

What the fuck is wrong with people? I can’t stand celebrity, but to attack this woman because she wasn’t interested in adopting? People have the right to birth their own kids, raise them, and/or adopt. She wasn’t interested in adopting. End of story.

I would like 4 please…

I am sick and tired of being called or considered a ‘democracy’! This just tells you how ignorant and truly uneducated the media and many politicians are. We are a Constitutional Republic. That is how our founding fathers made this country!