filipino humor truly is top-tier man how would you even explain this to non-filos 😭😭😭😭😭

“First in my bloodline to”

it's not shortage. tabi tabi na nga mga dental clinics eh. it's just that di priority ng mga pinoy ang dental. medical nga rin eh. dadalaw lang sila kapag may masakit na. gets naman dahil mahirap talaga yung buhay. yung ipang ccleaning nila, ipangkakain na lang nila.

“You’re a fucking storm. You’re gonna destroy me.” #TheLovedOne

…and he couldn’t handle that storm, bec he was only in love with the idea of her. he thought the kind of love he had to offer was the only right kind of love there is — never seeing what she could give; was already giving. #TeamEllie #TheLovedOne

‘first in my bloodline’ is currently my favourite genre of posts. i love when women go against the grain, it’s so hot.

-Salaries don’t match cost of living -Education doesn’t guarantee you a job -EVERYTHING is so damn expensive

NEXT WEEK IS…. MARCH….

happy presidents day to #mine

first in my bloodline to hate men the way they should have been hated all this time

happy president’s day to tony goldwyn and kerry washington 😭 i love whatever is wrong with them

It really does just get better

“i need you more” is crazy

“Dati sampu ang utos ng Diyos ngayon labing-isa na… yung pang-labing isang utos ng Diyos ay mag-resign ka sa Sexbomb sabi nung asawa ni Izzy” TANGINA MEME VICE HAYUPCCA!!!!! GET HIM!!!! 😭👏 #ShowtimeHappyCNY

If you don’t understand this, THEN you missed Ellie’s point #TheLovedOne

hayy 🥲

SHDHJDDHDHBHSNAHSHS DESERVE NI ARIEL ‘TO 😭😭😭😭

lowkey scared pero malaki pa rin tiwala ko sa mga kabataan .. kaya magparehistro, okay?