Woo I finally remembered to get twitter for my new phone - I haven’t logged into YouTube yet and it’s so weird not getting videos shoved down my gullet - D

Shoutout to Instagram for reminding us that we’re actually a bot and then bricking our account - so nice to not be able to post things on your service you fucking tools

Seriously though Instagram do your terms of service say our account can’t be good??? Like sorry for engaging with our followers???

Oh man my flight just got delayed and I’m so happy - now I can do laundry blessss

I love this woman - youtu.be/_NnmYVhZySY

Shoutout Toronto Pearson for deciding to have one person do security for my entire flight

I’m always so smiley around Christmas time and people are slightly less frowney so I smile at them and they look neutrally back at me and I know we’re both enjoying the snow as much as any sane person can

Star Wars - Episode IX: It’s Finally Over -O

Remember, kiddos: -RIAD is *not* a backup. -Three is one, two is none. -Time Machine won’t help you when your house burns down. -Keep your data moving. No, I didn’t just have a catastrophic data loss event that could’ve been avoided. It’s just a reminder. :)

Just so we’re clear: tomorrow is NYE 2019, *not* NYE 2020. What is this insanity? PS: The next decade begins in 2020, not 2021. Why does this need to be said?!

Hell is full of landlords that only care about money and not about people or the places they need to live

Holy fuck this turned out so weird I love it. It’s our cooking show with Ciaran. Check it out if you like off beat comedy! youtu.be/NzWNIuFNHeU via YouTube

“Hi everybody, nothing happened and nobody needs to do anything. Thanks for your time, enjoy your Sunday!” Cool?

Fuck toilet paper, I should probably start stockpiling beer. What else am I gonna do in my house for 6 weeks while the apocalypse unfolds outside??

I just ran out of coffee and if I go to the store and it's all sold out, I'm gonna cry.

At least this Covid thing is finally making people switch to the fist-bump from the handshake. Every pandemic has its silver lining, I guess. 🤝🚫

My friend said he realized today he shouldn’t go to Chinatown because people travelling there might have Covid-19 His little brother: “we literally live in little Italy”

Justice for Regis & Police Accountability NOW act.newmode.social/647546777t

‘The Sabbath Medley’ - OUT NOW! Featuring our favourite bits of Iron Man, War Pigs, Paranoid, and N.I.B. Check out the whole thing on YouTube! bit.ly/ptp-sabbath #newsong #blacksabbath #covermedley

We’re on LIVE with mister Andrew Krystal this afternoon at 4:45pm. SiriusXM Canada Talks channel 167. Talk to you then. 🤘