“are you this old” nigga i used one of these 3 days ago

Hawa waNANDI wanadhani wanalinda sirkal, But watajua Kenya is bigger Wanaharibia mtu yao, that's why ata Farouq haongei lately

Your father is an idiot

cuddling with my wife while scrolling twitter and my wife says “write a tweet about us cuddling” and this is the tweet

Gaucho is a lucky bastard.

After seeing Ida Odinga’s net worth, I don’t think I’ll ever speak ill about that family again. They can literally pay Degrata to teach their dog how to bark

"Watoto kaa Chini" was a mobile cinema which was a government project that brought movies to our villages. We loved it!!!

I refunded you and so yoh money is not a problem I didn’t even know you cared about 500 bob

Just finished watching Game Of Thrones for the first time.. Something I can't stop thinking about; How many warriors during the medieval times died in battle because they tore their ACL on the battlefield/charging into battle?

leo ni Mbaya mamaye

No Arsenal player, past or present, will ever be posted on this account

Rare worn down pencil belonging to William Shakespeare has been unearthed. Experts are not sure if the pencil is 2B or not 2B.

Waaah. Kumbe Amerix akisema vijana wa tech anaku vajo hakudanganya?

Linda matako movement

Arya and The Hound's chemistry was built on mutual h@tred for literally everyone.

Namna gani hapa

This Kevin De Bruyne and Lukaku celebration has been sending a very strong message for years #SayNoToRacism

Anything you guys do now is none of my business, our contract has expired 😂🤝 Goodluck in the championship next season 🤝🫂

😂😂😂Jesus christ unapanga nini