Ruin their day before they do yours.

There are two types of people 1) people who comment on social media posts 2) people who don't

It's once again that time of the year when one'd look at the calendar and exclaim "HOLY GUACAMOLE, IT'S ALREADY APRIL" and continue to do what one was doing.

One should assume less.

It's all right, you need not have to know everything.

Wait a minute! Why is Swiggy Food guy delivering zomato order? #GalgotiyaUniversity product?

As we speak, we’re all growing older.

Picking up the phone is not the problem; having to talk to people is the big problem.

Brighter days are on the horizon, keep your sunglasses handy.

Always stand strong, someone might come from behind and push you.

Facts don't matter to many people these days.

Clam down, your days are numbered too.

Pay very less attention to unimportant things in life.

We are all, eventually, going to leave this planet. So just chill.

(A thread) I’m just going to leave this here for all the Nagas in #Nagaland to reflect on. She really said, “If I love something, nothing will stop me from getting it home”.

Your existence may be offensive to some, but you can continue to do whatever you are doing.

At the moment, the best place you can be is in your own world.

Lucky are those who quit X before they get addicted to it.

Keep ignoring them; they’ll just evaporate.

It's kinda hard to trust people who always have something to say.