Made more laser cut wall art

Me: Is failed pickpocketing unpaid labor? BFF: I think unpaid labor is what you're going to go through in a month and a bit.

As far as I can tell, every Bollywood romance is about “arranged marriage is bad”, and yet somehow generations of people grow up with these movies and then insist on arranging marriages for their kids? Or is Bollywood a more recent phenomenon?

Never thought I’d be in NYC opening my window a crack just to smell Canada.

“On boarding” the baby: when you teach the baby to latch a few hours after birth but before you’re actually producing anything for them to consume.

‘Through Psyche Corporation, Psyche Chimère has released several albums and singles, including "Epicycles," "Crypts & Codes," and "Sirens." The project has garnered a dedicated fan base and has been featured in various media outlets.’ - chatgpt making me look up ‘epicycles’

Send me better romance novels about people with young kids.

Guinevere and Lancelot: the most iconic situationship of all time

In case you haven’t seen my hair lately

My daughter is so young she can’t roll over yet, hasn’t figured out clapping her hands or holding a bottle, but TODAY she played the baby light-up piano WITH HER FEET.

Ok I joined bsky in case anyone wants random tweets in the style of a rainbow goth cyberpunk writer of spicy fanfic (no I am not telling you) and of course bizarre alternative world music(als). @ psychecorp.bsky.social

Preview of the new song here: instagram.com/reel/C3QHCfvLB…