There are so many things that logic defies,it doesn’t change the fact that it happens Only Maxvayshia™ can explain this thing very well 🥹🥹🥹

The blueprint v the blueprint follower. I wan go sleep no dey disturb my mention Werey onikokuko.

This is Umar Farouk Abdulmuttalab. He’s a nigerian terrorist, a nepo-baby Islamic extremist, also known as the underwear bomber. On Christmas Day 2009, he got on a flight and attempted to kill 289 people with a bomb he put in his underwear. He was only 23years old when he

🚨💣 EXCLUSIVE: Christopher Nkunku to AC Milan, here we go! Deal verbally agreed in principle between the clubs. AC Milan and Chelsea are set to prepare documents today, fee will be in the region of €35m with add-ons. Nkunku said yes to 5 year contract yesterday, as revealed.

Airliminated

🚨🔴⚫️ Understand the total package for Christopher Nkunku to AC Milan can reach €42m, add-ons included. Chelsea accept initial fixed fee higher than €35m plus add-ons.

So the fixed fee for Nkunku is around €35m-€37m, including add-ons takes it to €42m. That's a solid deal. I didn't expect that much.

Is it just me , or am i tripping?

Blood of Jesus

Banter aside If we get the chance to smash this two We are smashing them right?.

Once God enter toilet like this, angels go begin waste sand.💔

BREAKING: A special award will be handed to Chelsea for "winning it all" after the Conference League completed their UEFA collection tonight in Monaco. [Kieran Gill]

Chelsea will be presented with an award for winning every UEFA domestic trophy following their Conference League victory. 🙌 (🎙️/Ben Jacobs)

H-I-P for the Hip...for the Hip. P-O-P-O for the Hippopo & T-A-M-U-S we have Hippopotamus. HIPPOPOTAMUS 🦛😉

HOLD ONNNNN! 😂❤️ O FE SPAGHETTI???! 👀 Wizkid

This season go too sweet 😂😂😂

Afternoon, lads! 👌

Chelsea’s fixtures in Champions League. 👀

🚨🔵 BREAKING: Alejandro Garnacho to Chelsea, here we go! Deal done between #CFC and Man United. Garnacho only wanted Chelsea and will sign seven year deal at the club for fee close to £40m package. Story from July, confirmed. 🇦🇷