couldn't be said any better!!! thank you Zara Larsson for speaking it out, this is very important

love love but why is every video with this sound so ridiculously out of sync hahaha

Kurt Vonnegut on buying an envelope

you can agree or disagree with his beliefs, you cannot disagree with this statement

people are always like “omg Pyper, you’re such a good cook” and, whilst this is true, it’s like 60% because I believe that butter is good for you

can apps let me screenshot in peace? stop promoting me to share via your app leave me alone

Texting must be one of the worst things about modernity. “You need to accept an endless stream of people blowdarting your brain with cognitive popups at any time, and if you don’t reply immediately & joyously, you will be ostracized from polite society, never to be loved”

A little over 3 years ago I had an idea:“there should be a giveaway bot that is easy to use, for both the streamer and the viewer”. I wanted to create something to reward loyal viewers that are there, every day, catching the stream. It had to be easy to set up for the streamer,

Totally normal amount of people ahead. So doable. (also the Dangerous Woman pic???)

last night I was like “no more sugar!” but then today our family friend opened a patisserie and Tom worked there to help her out

you can actually just choose to not let the cold escape from your head, neck, and ears :/// You can also be super dramatic about being a little sick and have everybody feel sorry for you.

I spent 2 hours figuring out how to layer up for the cold bc I’m sick, tried multiple combinations of tees, sweaters, & coats…I’m outside now and it’s 20c

What do women want? Very simple. She wants to wake up at around 6 am and head to the gym for about 45 minutes, mostly light stretching. Then head to a bakery to pick up a fresh sourdough loaf and a small latte. Afterwards she wants to sit at her large dining room table

Baking banana bread for my last day at work tomorrow. Do you think this will be enough warming for any potential allergy-havers? lol