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I really should not have gone to the caribbean twice last month

loading up on zinc

when a moid and a foid love each other very much they make a choid

Thank you London

Imagine if someone loved you and they actually were enthralled by you 100% of the time and thought everything you did was amazing and all your jokes were hilarious and you were the best thing to ever be created and she could see a whole future life in your eyes. Imagine that

when you force it vs. when you allow it

some people are just haters they’re going to hate you whatever you do

no it doesn’t

even london can be beautiful

Huge thanks to Pierre d'Alancaisez (is) Verdurin for having me yesterday; it was an honour to read alongside so many talented writers. I had never read fiction aloud before, so it was a thrilling experience!

Never using the word "foid" again. Only a matter of time before it enters the mass normie vocabulary. It was a good word for a while. Landshark, I appreciate what you’ve done, but look at what you’ve created

We’ve been apart for two weeks..

thank you max tempers for making me aware that I can use my adhd diagnosis to claim a free intern

wrote about second half of cuba trip & getting stranded in havana… link in bio

every new substack subscription funds one swim in the hampstead ladies’ pond

suddenly I love writing again and it’s the most fun thing in the world

girl who is fully lying to herself when she says she can do casual

You can only smile when the losers of the world try so hard to put down successful people. Just remember, they all want to be YOU!