In the simplest of terms the Republican party is "We're better than everyone else" whereas the Democratic party is "We're equal to everyone else".

I wouldn't hire Johni Broome to be a garbage man cuz I'd be worried he'd miss throwing the trash into the truck.

Every time the camera shows Phil Kessel on the bench it looks like he's thinking, "I just need 2 hold this diarrhea in 4 a few more minutes"

It sounds like the arena farts after every hockey goal.

The greatest of all Greek philosophers was the raunchy Testicles.

ESPN never ceases to amaze me with their willful ignorance. Pedro Gomez just called Alexi Lalas a "world class soccer player."

Kids are not ready for the NBA out of HS. They should be spending more time in NCAA, not less. No more Kwame Browns, please. Dumb debate.

Hell, how often are kids who spent one year in college even ready for the NBA? Basketball isn't hockey. Teens don't belong in the NBA.

Malkin should have gotten the Conn Smythe.

If only that wonderful gunman's aim were better.

Metalheads be damned. Metallica wrote some brilliant music once expanding past metal, such as Bleeding Me. Great blues jam.

Pats appear to have very serious flaws. Zero ability to run for short yardage, profoundly porous defense, no TE for when Gronk goes down

...oh yeah, and now Danny Amendola joins Julius Edelman in the nurse's office. And Donta' Hightower is hurt. Pats inching towards disaster.

Terry Bradshaw threw for 300 yards just FOUR times in his career????

Will the Patriots still go undefeated??

Get Tom Brady out of there before he gets injured!!

The Warriors should just go to the Obama's house and take the team pic on the porch.

Can people please stop calling Bill Belichick a "defensive genius"?? His defenses are consistently abysmal. This one could be the worst yet.

This is the Pats' worst defense yet. Totally porous.

The Chiefs secondary is dumb as shit. They totally deserved to lose that game. FYI, you can't handcuff yourselves to your opponent's WRs.