They need to infiltrate the hospital system in lebanon and start putting c4 in terrorist babies

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ドナルドさん、お祝い申し上げます！今日は祝うためにマクドナルドに行ってきたんだ。ある女性が私の新しい帽子を失礼だと言ってきたよ。私は「あなたはリターデッドか？」と言ったんだが、彼女は私が藤本だと知らないんだよ。

sold 7 bitcoin for ~$7K USD in january 2014 and thought i was a genius be careful flexing, the universe might just flex back on you happy $100K 🫡 #bitcoin

Adding "Diddy freak party intimacy coordinator" to my CV

Everytime I hear Acapella I think damn, this would sound so much better with instruments

Bought a bulk shipment of IUDs on Temu, bout to change the whole game

The Greenbelt issue is ethnic politics for Italians

Jenga with a hard R

FUCK I did it AGAIN my sheep WILL NEVER RECOVER

u can probably crush up my camera and snort it to cure aphantasia

Now I know how the Nazis felt during the Winter War... But I too, am cold, and have taken too many amphetamines today

Gonna CRISPR my son in the womb to develop cystic fibrosis if he doesn't get pussy before the age of 16

How is Kanye not under a conservatorship

Bought a truckload of used printers once, WORST financial decision I ever made

It turns out that when a coworker asks you why you're online on juneteenth, 'cause I'm white' isn't an appropriate answer

A knife is just a key for a hole that doesn't exist yet

Researching historical magic sucks dude. It’s all literally just fortune telling 😭 Pyromancy? Divination by looking at fire Geomancy? Divination by looking at sand Necromancy? Summon ghosts so they do divination Alchemy? You create a homonculus and it does divination