I’ve never pronounced the “L” so hard in my life than when I went into Ace Hardware asking for caulk just now

ESA Doves? Really? wtf!

First thing that pops in your head? Hmm 😒 🤔?¿

Hey clown boys. You are the ones claiming you get me leads. You realize we grow by $20k or $30k a day. Unless you can bring me $100k a day, I don’t play.

Today’s intelligence level of the people. Dumb as fuck.

Today’s dumb fuck tenant of the day! They move into a house on an active plant nursery. It’s in their lease. After move in. They’re requesting the customers park somewhere else if the nursery will change their hours if the garbage man will take a different route.

“I don’t understand why I’m not approved” Well, you don’t have job bitch. You have a 420 credit score. You owe your past landlord $16k. What the fuck don’t you understand. You are a bonified loser. Argue differently please. I’m waiting… … …

You all realize. The people who complain are the problem. Ask Morgan Wallen. Every tenant that whines the most has issues. And let me tell you with thousands of tenants. We have found the honey hole of losers. Sign up for a contact. Follow it. Easy.

One of my workers said I was a real life GTA character. That’s either good or bad

XRP is the smartest cryptocurrency to buy with $500 right now usatoday.com/story/money/in…

Anyone have an opinion on lease options to buy. We have a tenant who is going to rent a $5M home for about $18k a month. He is asking about a potential option to buy down the road. We don’t do many of these. Not my expertise. Any thoughts?

People complaining about money should have thought about that about a decade ago. If you haven’t start now. Save a few dollars out of every single paycheck you get. Every single time. Don’t spent it. That’s it. That’s the secret.

7 ESA animals with 7 sets of paperwork. For one person. Yes, people will spend more time on this shit than trying to get ahead in life. Wild to me.

I think my cat figured some shit out. Every morning I wake up and this jingle ball is on my bed next to me. Each morning when I start to get restless the balls jingles on the bed, cat hears it and runs and jumps up on the bed and chatters at me. Maine Coon.

Business idea - A gym that only charges when you dont go.

At some point the meaning of ‘driving’ and ‘self-driving’ will invert.

You are kidding me. Government assistance pays for haircuts?

You make your money on the purchase. I’m about to make a few million. Always exciting printing.

Don’t you love when mf’s know more than YOU but never made a penny? It’s wild as shit to me.

If you frequent convenience stores. Maybe reevaluate what you are doing with your life.