Bar staff get so confused because I don't have drink loyalty. The only commitment I'd ensure is to a partner.

Rolling on the slow mo, keeping it on the down lo.

Am I taken? Also awaken.

Florence Park windows...

Assaulted at a Wetherspoon. Bucket list ticked.

Tourist at my wormery...

I may never meet a girl because they seem to all love banter...

Neighbour throwing dog poo in to my garden... Best response?

Art imitates life... #BotleyRoad #Oxford

I liked being in the Oxford Castle Quarter club...

Any ideas? Butterfly Conservation 🦋

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary it's been mainly awful.

Well New Theatre Oxford the staff member on the ticket desk (having been barked at outside) was super helpful with my failed QR code at Psychopath Night. An absolute delight. Offered me a poster. A sensational exchange. Make her boss hey.

My local church got, ummm, creative...

I played a 'Sea gazer' in Doc Martin, a 'foot soldier' in a video game and Santa Claus in a nursery. Yet I'm still not a household name.

Edible art...

Thanks MARINA Arrived today, I made a frame...