cuz im the oldest and the wittiest and the gossip in new york city is insidious

I need this man so bad I wanna devour him and bite his nipples off

Its Amazing how much diet cola is healthy and energy drinks are very healthy for your body and mind

Kid Named Pubert is the only thing that repairs my boyfriends phone screen

Sure

Lindsey Graham Shut the fuck up you faggot

my sims when the fairies expansion pack comes out

if every living thing dies alone, what am I doing here?

I WANT SOME HEAD PLEASE

#RAPENETANYAHU

If you’re mad that people are making fun of tel aviv getting bombed consider that god promised me these jokes 3000 years ago

Life is not a joke and war is not a game but you clearly don’t give a shit about public service or human life. You’re nothing but an abhorrent Zionist death cult-cheering soulless ghoul. Just quit politics and focus on something you really love, like, oh I don’t know maybe

She was probably so excited to go to a matinee I've always felt so bad for her