When you share a border with none other than Shenzhen, it's hard not to be like this.

琴晚去朋友屋企食饭 佢话佢想辞咗依家做紧份嘢 我话噉你唔係要重新搬家揾过份工 间屋係公司租落来提供畀你住嘅喔 佢话我喺间公司有股份 唔上班领工资都有分红，都有得住 Well you didn't let me know about that did you 唔经意之间遇到咗唔係自己层级嘅问题

Such severe case of 'shit life syndrome' in the UK, it makes even the concept of Cool Britainnia and the politics of New Labour era see less cringe, or even are able to be nostalgic for in today's lens.

美国人觉得他们的出生公民权比旧大陆进步，同时原住民到一战后才有纸面上的公民权，出生公民权至少部分上排挤了他们是非常令人莞尔的事情。出生公民权在19世纪也是事实上对原住民的挤压，因为在19世纪，欧洲裔移民愈多，许诺留给原住民的slice of pie就会越被减少。

“用AI取代人类员工会更环保”，但环保的目的难道不是给人类一个更加宜居的环境？另外在不劳动者不得食对于大多数人都是铁律的时代，这样做的逻辑其实是非常冷酷的，尽管听上去非常libtard。

“经济上行期”这个概念我觉得特别无聊，因为中国经济的高速增长本来就是once in a lifetime的事，然后社交媒体怀念的人还会去怀念那个时候人有多敢消费，披着波普文化怀旧的表，有着无限制消费主义的里。再说得粗鲁一些就是没有经济上行期，而是你家父母有份稳定工作，而你还没开始earn your own bread

It's painfully true

Male celebrities with wishy-washy liberal tendencies once their nasty behaviours or outright damning accusations are exposed: Quick! Become an insufferable rightist!

The urge of masculinity to complete define your entire personally around an extremely narrow definition of masculinity and therefore sacrifice your entire personality to it, hence becoming an annoying person to people around you in general.

这次是轮到选出来法西斯主义者的人们自己来说Me ne frego

Women belong to the kitchen but the head chef is usually a man.

People in UK do not eat like Krauts are still flying above them, but they do eat like 2010 austerity never ends, which is true.

How it feels like to voluntarily die to the invisible sniper in New Austin as Arthur after collecting the collectables, hunting and fishing all the legendary animals and fish in the area:

Extremely ironic and funny that the simplified Chinese version of Frank Dikötter's The Discourse of Race of Modern China's preface written by Chinese publisher has the same race discourse author displayed and studied in the book.

英国人中毒最深的自我propaganda就是丘吉尔是希特勒完全的反题，在欧洲问题上或许成立，但在欧洲以外的问题上他们更像是表亲。老实说在殖民地问题上丘吉尔可能还不如伍德罗·威尔逊，不过如果你对威尔逊有任何了解的话就知道这人得到任何liberal的结论都是因为一些非常错误的理由

拿着刘仲敬教的地图切刀去动如今世界国界线的人终究会在他们产出的same world map but with different borders上在一些细节上暴露出他们可能是哪里的人，并且说明一个在民族国家作为国际法主体的世界里就算是姨学人也情愿割自己不喜欢的/别人的不愿意割自己的

If you think the ask for help from UK to US before the later joined the war in WW2 was already humiliating enough, wait until the ask for help in the form of loan after the war, and the negociations concerning every matter from monetary issues to trade(imperial preference).