We're far in the future after civilization has collapsed and knowledge of television and movies and games has been preserved orally so we're listening to the tribe storyteller recount an episode of Popeye, but because of linguistic drift the names are now pronounced differently

You always see cowboys at the airport

Just got back from the matcha Pilates labubu rave

Lincoln got buccal fat removal💔

Ordering Dubai chocolate from Labuber Eats

Béisbol

Being a bird in a baseball stadium is probably very high risk high reward

I’ve never even looked at the shein website to be totally honest with you. That’s an evil I’m not inviting into my life.

Ceramic Tiles

What’s good for the gooch is good for the grundle

Ceramic Tiles

Between the 12th and 18th centuries, the MANICULE (☞) was likely the single most common symbol used in marking texts anywhere. Yet, it strangely disappeared from marginalia in the 1800s. (Sherman, 2005) Odd, since everyone intuitively knows what it means.

I have to keep boyfriendposting or else

People who are both visibly and audibly sick love getting on crowded planes

Francesco Hayez, The Kiss, 1859

Me if I was really tall

I’m scared of lakes. Like what’s in there

Can everyone be normal to me today please