angry disaffected young men have always been a problem but they used to put on eyeliner and start bands

Sonia Sotomayor has every right to work as long as she wants. She has done more for the world than most of us. Leave her alone.

“And which great efficiency expert will lead this important new effort to streamline?” “Actually there will be two people in charge”

Dear @Onion: If #infowars works out, any interest in a social media site? Don't want to use its name so we'll just call it X for now...

The bot to human ratio has definitely changed some. Bots, do YOU think it should be a historian or an historian?

1. There’s an argument I want to discuss. It goes something like this: Donald Trump’s policies are going to alienate some of the people who voted for him.

Love that a bunch of racists are insisting that illegal immigrants are the reason there's a resurgence of measles while allying themselves with idiots who refuse to get vaccinated.

As others have said, incompetence is our best bet on surviving four more years. That and not reading the news too often.

My wife says that I apparently am not Christmas minded enough to pick out a wreath for the front door.

Hunter Biden is probably a creep but the outrage over his father pardoning him is silly. I'd pardon my son in his shoes no matter what. Save the outrage for when Biden leaves people on death row for Trump to have them put to death.

I've checked all the parenting books I can find and so far none explain how to convince your ten year old to stop editing Wikipedia entries.

The annual fight over the wreath has begun. My wife has now rejected my suggestions of naming it A-Wreatha Franklin, Wreath Witherspoon, Wreathus Pieces, Jack Wreather, and, in a surprise move, refuses to even consider Wreath Should Exceed Grasp.

It's telling that every voter who preferred the Affordable Care Act to Obamacare voted for Trump.

The nice thing about online forms is that I now get emails with subject lines "Completed. Complete Incomplete Form." Lewis Carroll has nothing on academia when it hits its stride.

Trumpists are now learning about corporate personhood...