New thing I'm starting up with Frankie Francis at Pop Recs CIC next Tuesday evening... 'The Cultural Fabric'... a quiz night but with MORE Free entry and also a free drink if you're a Pop Recs Patreon subscriber. Get along and get involved.

Q: What are the prizes? A: First place wins an item of cultural significance acquired from a local charity shop. No other prizes. ----- Q: Will the team with the most points win first prize? A: Maybe. Maybe not.

Our real queen

"She said, Kitty, do you like fun? I said no I don't. I had enough of that in 1957 when I got trapped in a lift with a hula hoop salesman."

Hello bob mortimer. About two-thirds of the way through your new book, the character 'Gary' is enjoying some tinned tomatoes on toast. Do you know if the tomatoes are chopped or peeled plum? I'm finding it hard to proceed further with the book without knowing. Thank you.

Absolutely brilliant book. I was sad when it was over.

Here's Dan to let you know what's happening here over the next few days TONIGHT: the slow death, Rivalry and JAM TUB SATURDAY: Ryder album launch TUESDAY: The Cultural Fabric with Andy Dawson & Frankie Francis

I'm showing off some of the excellent records I've acquired this week in order to 'reinforce my brand' Full thing on the Top Flight Time Machine Patreon

The Future Collaborations Festival is just over a week away. A lot of work has gone into this to make sure that this festival can be a space for neurodivergent people to enjoy and learn. Loads of great acts. Tickets here eventbrite.co.uk/e/future-colla…

This is as excellent as I expected it to be. Talented little shithouse.

Coming up at 1pm exclusively for IFS Turbo subscribers - the latest Melchester Holiday Odyssey, where we learn about Roy's 'supertooth'

Also one of my favourites. The world still hasn't quite caught up x.com/needlemytholog…