since Brad Pitt is trending, it seems an appropriate time to inform the world that he and Hermann Rorschach are doppelgängers

Incredibly accurate description!

hello caffeine my old friend, I’ve come to consume you again… because #haiku

Pure (comic?) genius!

I never thought I would refer to something as “statistical comic genius“ until now…

A great example of why ethics, fidelity, honesty, and trust are vital components of education, and form the foundation of relationships… once that trust is broken, so is the integrity of the relationship. theguardian.com/sport/2022/oct…

Who would’ve predicted the race for the demise of #Twitter versus #cryptocurrecy would be setting up for a photo-finish?

If this really is "the end", I believe I have held onto this quote for just the right moment: "I don't know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve"

And good luck to all the Professors this week, where all their friends and family try to understand what they do and ask when they go back to work.

Typing my pain with her fingers Telling my life with her words Killing me softly with this tweet Killing me softly... with this tweet

Not since they took away my 🌶️

as you process at graduations this year, know that Pomp and Circumstances is a song celebrating British patriotism/nationalism... my (Canadian) graduate mentor, Doug Chute, told me this at my Doctoral ceremony... I think of him often, but now I've yet another reminder...

This may be the best flowchart ever!

hard to believe that Prince, Sinead O'Connor, and Chris Cornell, the three individuals responsible for the most iconic versions of "nothing compares 2 u" are no longer alive...

Very much looking forward to the “Jack and Jill” discussion!

Genius takes many forms, and this is clearly one:

nothing more romantic than cuddling in the Longitudinal Fissure...

It was an honor to serve Sports Neuro Society as #SNS2024 Program Chair, in my hometown of #Philly. Happy to pass the baton to Benjamin Brett and look forward to next year in Milwaukee! Thanks to ALL the speakers and volunteers!

For those unfamiliar with Wawa, this remarkable feat is akin to attempting to time your visits to collect every number at every one of your chosen store’s deli counter, but it would be packed morning, noon and night

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