'That Utd team... so bad' ❌

That #MUNARS game was absolutely dreadful. Piss poor, not that Arsenal care but, dear God, what gormless football that was.
Still, dare say pundits will still stick with the 'at this level' cliche next time they want to flatter themselves about playing in Division One.

Harry Secombe remembers Tony Hancock.

Cool

The top two stories on the BBC news site are about Eurovision.
Nothing singles me out as a boomer than not connecting with this naff crap. (thank you Soho George )
It is. Like being stuck in a pub on fancy dress/karaoke night when you don't know anyone.
#ForcedJollity

Forest not beating Chelsea. That should be the measure of being a Premier league side. Can you beat Chelsea?
If not then you do not belong in that league.
It's the bare minimum.

Premier League can do what it wants. The season is over as far as I'm concerned. I am spending the whole day in the garden, wearing a straw hat*, reading a biography of Bing Crosby. #PostPunk
*possibly other clothing too.

It has been a surprisingly eventful last few weeks for Millwall.
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With the passing of Dennis Thompson, all the original members of the MC5 are gone. They now join Motorhead, The Ramones and The Jimi Hendrix Experience in this grim rock'n'roll statistic.

Who signed off on the most gruesomely arrogant, horribly upsetting, shittiest ad in history? Wow!

Paula Wilcox looks absolutely furious about something at the end of this clip and is NOT applauding.

From the man who brought us Pets with Prizes... (plumps up cushions).

They'll be enormously choreographed dancing in the streets of Pyongyang tonight, I can tell you. #NorthKorea

Less than a month to go now...
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Do people still use flannels.?

Post one great COUNTRY album.

If there’s a more generic post-match quote than this, I’ve yet to see it.

Kai Havertz on the win: “It was a tough game. We had lots of chances in the first half especially, but we didn’t manage to score them. It was tough in the second half, fair play to them, I think they played quite well. At the end, we are very happy with the three points & the…

Birthday of the matchless Eric Sykes. Seen here during his rockabilly period alongside John Le Mesurier
#TopShirt