Congratulations to the great man.

Get it launched to the big man. Hit Les. #UCL

Stuart Bingham, a man with the look of an ex-Fall member. Or future manager of Liverpool.

Ipswich Town need one point for the Premier League.
Ipswich played Forest Green in a league game in 2023. In 2024 they could play Manchester United.
While Forest Green will be in non league football playing Maidenhead United.

Vinicius Jr is younger than Eddie Nketiah, Modric is older than Wayne Rooney.

Just classic chronology.

Joselu, what a career. Like Glen Murray ended up at Manchester City or something

Beginning to think this game isn’t just Harry Kane v Jude Bellingham.

Bonza Airlines - “it’s just who we are, mate” - follow Ripper Travel and Fair Dinkum Flights into bankruptcy. Sympathy lies with employees and stranded passengers. theguardian.com/australia-news…

Leaving: Liverpool

Humza Yousaf: making Rishi Sunak's tenure look like Robert Walpole.

The only power Sunak retains is controlling the date of the election.

In this case, it was an arse-hair’s breadth. How has it come to this?

Such sad news. Such a talent.

Keys will go potty.

Van der Ven almost played onside by an Arsenal arse.

Can Slot stop Kop rot after Klopp blot?

How can teams like Brighton realistically hope to beat or disrupt Manchester City when their entire game is basically a Guardiola tribute with less illustrious players? One reason City are so utterly dominant domestically is every young coach is in awe of the real thing

Roy Keane and Wayne Rooney probably wake up in the night with nightmares about Alex Ferguson but they are his sons. Winners want the next game as soon as possible. Crack on, let’s try and win.

Hitting the shelves like a Jean-Pierre Papin volley hitting the net, Va-Va-Voom goes on sale TODAY!

A comprehensive account of French football’s modern era, it’s published by Bloomsbury Sport and is available in hardback, ebook and audiobook #vavavoombook amazon.co.uk/Va-Va-Voom-Mod…

Never fancied her anyway?