At a café and a woman ordered a coffee and a small breakfast. One mouthful of coffee, "I DONT LIKE THAT" Finishes breakfast, "I DONT LIKE THAT" never change

Super Hans always was a wise man.

Is there a word for an illogical fear of people overusing short sentences for dramatic effect? This stuff seems like pure cringe porn to me.

Fantastic finish that

To celebrate the Oasis announcement, here's my COVID home haircut as you were

How tilted would you be to lose this pot to Jean-Robert Bellande?! 🤣

Just ordered these bad boys in an effort to complete my sticker book from 2004 In other news I'm taking the break-up well

#MUNLIV

just found this site where a guy reviews apples and holy shit i did not realize the apple fandom was so toxic

Someone recently confronted me because whilst I was choosing a chocolate bar at a shop, my dog was sniffing the packets. Apparently it's unhygienic. Yeah, when your kids pick up the sweets and put them back with their spit and shit covered hands it's fine aye. Idiot.

It looks like the still from a Disney made-for-TV movie where a dog and a cat get transformed into people.

The AI generated pictures of Trump saving kittens which are being sincerely posted by republicans as part of their campaign is the most amazing form of cope I've ever witness

Absolutely hilarious from Pokerstars. Requested a one-time deposit increase a couple weeks ago for WCOOP. Today I get an email saying they've granted the increase, but have to disable my account UNTIL I deposit? In what world does this make sense PokerStars Support

So you're telling me I've been in Malta for 6 years and KFC now sell supercharger sauce in tubs The fuck guys

TIL a Thai massage isn't like other massages I've had. I have been twisted like a pretzel and elbowed into oblivion. Dear lord

Can we change it to split the harp pls?

Thinking about investing in a pager