what if instead of “thanskgiving” (stupid) it is “complaintsgiving” (my complains only)

some guy persons named “issaac Chotinèr”” and “Mr Hbomberman” contact me say they got some “questions” for a “piece” I have a feelin this is going to go real good for me :)

“birnd where have u been???” I have been growing BIG money by investing in WEALTH big dollar $$ mindeset here is how ⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️ 1. collect a hundrred sticks 2 sticks 3. Sticks 4. sticks 4. Sticks 5 stickss 6) sticks Sticks

it appear that old man elon is givin out suspendsions for bein "too cool" and "too great at skateboard." it only a matter of time for me until i get sent to "handsome bad boy" detention.

FREE SPEECHE (if it nice to me) (if not;; jail)

wait u can be “found” “guilty” of “crimes?” ?? of “all 34” of them????? just because u did them??????????

ggolf

im olempic swimming champeen. gold medale in “””swimmin in ca$h moneeeys””””

at the olympiques for sport .. ; wait wai why r people trying to beat me at sport NO

Bloski bloski bloski bloski bloski 4 hottt pix of my cloaca ;>

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