We're back in the Paris Climate Agreement.

Hedge funds last week: This week:

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Last night's earthquake actually woke me up for once, but I guess I went right back to sleep and completely forgot about it until I opened twitter just now. That's how you know you're from California.

Finally got to see Mugen Train

"I need to get my arm fixed! I can't hit my kids!" - Nancy R.

What the hell is Devin Booker rn

Damn gg. We'll remember this next season

I'm literally 3 pages away from a masters degree

Holy fucking shitballs I just sat across the aisle from Bill Russell wtffffff

I know I'm late but who the hell gutted the Burbank mall??

You know your parents are Lebanese when your mom opens your own diploma before giving it to you (I'm 23 and this was for my M.S.)

No way in hell I'm calling it Crypto.com Arena. If I can't call it Staples Center, I'm calling it "Kobe's House"

Well, that race was interesting I knew it was gonna be chaos but damn

LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Absolutely WILD

Lmao Dennis Rodman just called me Jesus

To all my friends in Miami this weekend: Know that I'm extremely jealous, and I will return the favor when I see the race in Vegas next year

*takes a bow*

Where can I get this now? I got my own money