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Finally found my home.

My wife single-handedly funded Temu’s five Super Bowl commercials

Every fine dining restaurant is just competing now for who can cook the most raw pork

Some people think watching the opening credits is an important part of any show. Other people are sane.

Seeing Matt Margolis get reposted to shitheadsteve has completely ruined my week

Everyone from #lawtwitter is starting their own shop! Is it time for PrivLog LLP?

Hate that I laughed at this

If Jones Day is your dream, you need to seek help.

Your worth as a litigator is determined by how many ECF phishing scam warnings you receive today

Extremely strong ngl

I’m back! Anything interesting happening in the biglaw world?

I see the new twitter model is to flood you with low quality ads in order to force a subscription purchase? What an enjoyable user experience!

“Don’t make me put down the gavel and pick up the hammer”

I just had an oral argument scheduled in Hawaii I don’t know if I’ll survive this one

Accidentally including people in a group chat is like an all-time fear for millennials and I’m just so glad that we have something now to help us put our future mistakes into perspective.

Uh Matt Margolis if I get fired for posting memes to LinkedIn will you let me be your law partner

Biglaw partners turning down an in house offer

The urinal hedgehogs have been one of the greatest quality of life improvements over the past decade and it’s astonishing that men aren’t discussing the hedgehogs more