If you wonder how our governor and future President recovered - he took a healthy dose of Ricola, as everyone should. This is why in his next term Pritzker will hand out free Ricola-rations to every citizen of Illinois

Just a little status update: I‘m currently on vacay and therefore not very active on twitter; which is also why this account might seem a little „dead“ atm. However, I‘ll promise to start shitposting again coming sunday. Until then: Pritzker wählen, Illinau stärken!

DE/CH: Nöchschte Halt - JB Pritzker ihde Bundesrat! ENG: Next stop - JB Pritzker in the Federal Council! #Pritzkrieg #CHVote #PritzkerForBundesrat

A big house for a big man with big dreams. #PritzkerInsBundeshaus #FederalCouncillorPritzker

Direct democracy means to directly vote Pritzker into office.

New historic research has discovered that JBs ancestor, Landammann (chief/lord) Pritzker Stauffacher of Schwyz took part in the Rütli Oath (Rütlischwur), which was the legendary oath taken at the foundation of the (old) Swiss Confederation.

We need an American Wilhelm Tell who will liberate the alpine farmers of Illinois from the shackles of DC! Fondue, Aromat and Chocolate for everyone!

My favorite swiss tennis player? Obviously Roger Pritzkerer!

CONFIRMED: for his reelection as Governor of Illinois, JB Pritzker will face off his challenger Darren Bailey in a swiss wrestling ("Schwingen") match. Looking forward to the fight! (but lets be honest we all know who's gonna win)

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18. Swiss Farmers Swiss Farmers for Pritzker - Lincoln Square Taproom (formerly Huettenbar)

Pritzker certainly knows how to blow a long, thick Alphorn, that's for sure.

One of Pritzkereggers top priorities for his next term:

Pritzkereggers big strong hands are quite talented around the teats. It is said that he has the best milk in the village. #Pritzkrieg #milkingsession #Pritzkeregger2022 #Pritzker

I think I know who could replace him #pritzkrieg #PritzkerInDenBundesrat swissinfo.ch/eng/swiss-fina…

News täke dheir time here to ärrive, but I’ve heard from mei friend Hans-Peter thät Pritzkeregger häs won dhe re-election campäign. Gratulation an Johann Robert Pritzkeregger!