Therapists are just private investigators you hire for yourself

I love these tiny clouds in my university café

Human bodies are weird. Ever get like a stabbing pain in your body and think “well, this is it” only to have it disappear a few minutes later never to return? What was that?

I was praying for “everybody in the world”. If you suddenly start experiencing good fortune, you’re welcome.

Best thing about weekends is Tennis

99% of your rizz depends on the girl’s interest.

The stars seem closer in the cold winter air

Why do Christians praise a leader whose only legacy is massacring innocent people on his own land, who ultimately failed, was defeated, and paraded through Istanbul with his head severed? It’s quite pathetic, my friend.

THE OFFICE fans know what’s happening here! 😂

He is a *ew

Loving my new shoes

My count is 56 former drug addicts, at my rehabilitation centers in Dagestan, that I treated. Come to Dagestan Conor McGregor they'll take care of you here. Mexico didn't help you, as far as I can see.

Today we chose melancholic November loneliness

Just when the teacher and audience think the torture of listening to presentation is over. I will pull out this bad boi "Last but not least"

Indians are the jews final and ultimate golem. They are like jews but with subhuman IQ and no impulse control

Fun facts : the pre programmed algorithm that perform the coordination of image is made in China