First I thought Amazon was bad enough. Then I discovered Zalando. Now I made my second purchase on Temu. Help me!

K vragu, oprostili smo mu da se ne moze sjetiti, valjda cemo mu oprostit i cinjenicu da ima prepunih 38 godina!

Ne dirajte mi Lukicu, mkay? I nije covjek star. Ja nas zovem - u najboljim godinama 🙂

Mislim da mi majka ima svalera na Facebooku.

Today I bought my first real estate, all on my own 🥳 Tonight, let’s toast to: - my parents, who taught me to always believe in myself - my friends, who supported me in the process - my boss, so I can pay for my mortgage 😅 Cheers 🥂

Fabrizio Romano Luka didnt deserve the outcome. Painful

Luka Modrić led Croatia, a country with less than 4 million population to 4 World Cup's and 5 EUROs. Managed to win the silver & bronze medal in World Cup 2018 & 2022 exceeding all the expectations of his country - rewriting their history in football, making Croatia an

Things I don’t understand: - what happened to MH370 - men - hype around Taylor Swift

Gave a lift to a woman from my running club. As we were chatting, she said she was running a bit late for work. Two minutes later, she said: “Oh, but don’t feel pressured, please drive as you normally would.” 🤔🤔 Lady, this IS how I normally drive.

Me, taking my 10-yo niece to see Inside Out 2. Her: - It’s gonna be cool, there are new emotions. Me: - Yes, there’s anxiety. - Maja, what’s anxiety? 🤔🤔 how do I explain this to a 10-yo? - Look at your favorite auntie and that’s pretty much it! 😅

I just need someone to tell me everything’s gonna be alright.

This is the first time since 2020 where I feel completely defeated by life. Nothing is going right, I am tired and see no hope.

If I could pick one superpower, it would be to able to erase all my memory of Star Trek, so I can rewatch TNG all over again, without knowing every line.

Take a calculator, enter 1, enter %, enter 0. Show your son the result. Now you’ve taught him how much 1 by 0 is. Now you teach him a more valuable lesson, which is that teachers can be wrong and to never take things from authorities for granted, without questioning them.

One thing I really from covid times is that people used to actually sanitize gym equipment.

Does anyone here have a Miele dishwasher? 😅

That horrible feeling of going to bed knowing you have no coffee for tomorrow when you wake up. (Don’t @ me, ofc there’s coffee; there’s always emergency instant coffee, just not the fancy nice one)

I was buying a kitchen today, and I was telling the lady at the salon that I need a bigger a fridge; standard 60cm one is not enough for me. She asked: but why do you need such a big fridge, don’t you live alone? - I live alone, but I eat a lot, what do you want me to say?!

One knee surgery, one layoff, one painful breakup, one apartment purchase that went really south, one very hot summer… life hasn’t been mind over the past few months, but I’m finally able to do it again 🙂

Sitting alone in a bar and a guy comes to me. He says “excuse me”, and I’m like yes! Then he goes on “is the chair next to you free?”