I went to this "fair" and won this "plushie"

Why doth i see everypony wanting a relationship? are thou that lonely, look for friends something than a jointress

//I have this so prepared

Twitter, mine dearest apologies yet i am only interested 'i equestria content, please forbear showing me things of this "kendrick" fellow. sweet regards, princess luna

I hope everypony hath a good night and pleasant dreams, may i save thou from any nightmare as thou slumber

How goes thou this brave day

Wont be online today