Parking at hotels you’re staying at

When I found out the other girl was ugly, I got my appetite back 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

me trying to stay awake at work after eating lunch

Crash out

once i find out you got other bitches ion wanna do shit for you 😭😭😭😭 ASK THEM TF

😂😂 The fact my tweet is framed in this couple’s house for the rest of their lives is the ultimate endorsement of dark humor

when i say “i hate drama” i mean i hate being involved in drama. other ppl drama? big fan

If love island gonna give me love like this then let me join the show

he proved he can’t be rehabilitated, keel him

MY NEW BATHROOM PORTRAIT CAME IN ☺️😂

My son says he doesn’t like being born on December 31st coz it takes too long to get to his next birthday. I tried explaining to him that it’s the same for everyone, but part of me kind of got what he was saying.

When I said "I miss you too" and he said "no u don't" like he wants me to lie twice or smth

me to my man as soon as i get a drop of alcohol in me

In my swimmie 👙#designedbyme

I am healed, for sure. But understand that I do hate you