THE WORST THING TO HAPPEN TO NIGERIA IS DEAD AND I CANT EVEN REJOICE BECAUSE THE WORSTER THING IS STILL HERE!????????? 😩😩😩😩

In my country the minister has to be old as the minerals and look like them too

Fathers don't usually die during childbirth

No. Dating someone who is aware of how their home life affected them and does the work to ensure they don't repeat cycles is important to me though.

I will be making a lot of money in the next few years and when it comes I don’t want hear ANYONE saying it’s a man’s money

low tier eraser. pretty for nothing.

Why are you guys obsessed with your wives kneeling to serve you food? What exactly is the kick you get out of this? Is it because you're not successful in everyday life that you're trying to have your partner's roleplay subservience at home?

You see that thing that guys do, especially Igbo guys, that subtle ownership badge placement they do with their Babes, like calling the Babe “Asa Edu” “Asa Emeka” as the case maybe, I love it like mad😁😍😍

A few years ago, my friend brought me a writing job opportunity. Creative writing. You’re expected to submit a 2,000-word story every single day. I asked her, “How much?” She made the inquiry… ₦20,000 salary. Let me say that again: ₦20k. For daily 2,000-word stories. No

Good afternoon, sir. My neighbour, who is a student of linguistics, mentioned that a word that is accepted into the lingua of the people will remain and have the same meaning as the original. So: Nigerian English: Toast, is as correct as Woo.

If Salako no guide, them go don yab am finish. I like people that are killing it offline and a complete menace on this app. I love it like mad. Guide online. Guide offline.

At no point in this sentence did I know what was going to happen next.

It’s time for Nigeria to adopt an hourly wage system. Monthly salaries no longer reflect the true value of people’s time and labor. No one should have to work every day for four weeks just to earn ₦70k.

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Today, I found myself wrestling with a humbling truth: that innocence of intent does not exempt us from the burden of consequence. In actual fact, it is quite arrogant to believe that if we meant well and our actions were pure in motive, then whatever results must surely follow

You afraid of having a daughter because you don’t want men objectifying your daughter the way you objectify women

And then there’s me who wants both🌚

There’s something fundamentally wrong with some men at this point. If I say I want to be in a space with only my fellow guys,it’ll be seen as me being cool. My bros type shii But a woman says she wants to be with in a cab with only women to feel safe,and men are vexing. WHY?

Adulting is being frightened by a shadow in your window but acting cool after just screaming “Jesus!” …as an atheist. 😩