HOW are y'all just stumbling upon stuff i posted in 2023!!

in today's installment of... DUDES IN TUBES Finished YCH for splashtheorca on the other site

lil HR nightmare "you're fired :3"

handy dandy JOHN SPOTTING guide

Master's the BEST! 🧡I love my husband!🧡 I'm a good cat-simp for him, and you should be too! 🧡Woof woof!🧡 Citrine 🐈 🔜 AC

mascot/fursuit proportions + pantsless + nullge!!

executive downsizer (bc he brainwashes the previous bosses into mindless toys and assets ofc)

BLUE HIS HOUSE, WITH A BLUE LITTLE WINDOW

wife

You don't need that "individuality" you value so much. It just gets in the way of the one thing you were born to do: obeying your superiors. Obeying your boss. Obeying ME.

There's still one slot left on this lmao

Time for some well-deserved worship. Get to it, LOSER. ych by 🔞𝐦𝐢𝐜𝐡𝐨𝐜𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐨~🐾

The Prince's body is made of flames; shape-shifting is a trivial matter for him! This draconic form is best suited for stylish and speedy travel between worlds. It's also the size of an apartment block bc why not

John when u inform him that he is, in fact, not supposed to just brainwash his subordinates into sex dolls for his entertainment 🤯 he didnt know!!!

lewd WIP [:

A good girl shouldn't question the boss— Russet learned that the hard way. It'll be easier for the new hires to learn though, watching the old CFO bob her head in John's lap all through their yearly reviews.

"Ssssimple carnal pleasures are capable of luring in even the most sssstubborn of thralls. For this one that meant being sssstiff in more ways than one, and delighting in the blissssss of pawssss going STOMP, STOMP, STOMP!"