This is my favorite right now

Just woke up and this was on my insta story… not only is this caption embarrassing af, it also is horrible Spanish (also no idea wtf this filter is or how I found it at 1am???)

Idk why seeing everyone at the dead and co show just cracks me up.. like really y’all? All of you???

How come we never get to see posts about proposals where the girl says no? That’s the only engagement content I’m interested in tbh #SheSaidNo

"Like a porcupine about to mate, we knew that positioning would be vital to our success" direct quote from an HBS case lol

How many times a day do I go to send a tweet to Bengler just to realize I’m about to send him his own RT

Me and Priyanka after our daily sip of one week old McDonald’s sprite:

People in LA are so dramatic about the rain, and by “people in LA” I mean me

Sometimes when people say "woke" they mean "liberals being self-righteous and vicious about trivial things" and sometimes they mean "integration," or "civil rights laws" or "black people on television" and it's convenient not to have to explain what you actually mean.

Sorry to break it to all the girlies who made “fashion styling” their careers… you’re not stylish, you’re just ✨generationally wealthy✨

At least once a month I turn the light off while I’m reading books before bad and then giggle to myself as I realize I can’t see anything and have to turn it back on