I’m going to take a break from this device. If you need to meme me, I’m findable on other social media channels.

I had difficulty opening this suck device this morning. Boo!

Legend says not good

I don’t see the Altoona

Tough but fair

Update: dinner happened, it wasn’t pretty

This is an exceptional property and very very reasonably priced. Currently configured as a B&B. I might make an offer on one of the grandfather clocks.

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The type of shade structure you see here briefly barely existed before CA enacted heat rules. They should be everywhere.

Preacher said no, if you do, you're gonna pay.

They really are regressing to the dark ages in terms of venerating relics.

I could be in San Francisco for sunset tonight if I want, does anyone have any ideas for where I should go or is there somewhere better in like an hour or so drive of the Bay?

I’m just chillin but it’s 3:30 and I have no plan to get dinner together. God damn it.

CYBER SYSTEM OVERLOAD

Let me layabout like one of your French girls

💥 💣 💥

We celebrated the Little Man’s 2nd birthday yesterday and since he has more toys and books than he’s ever going to need, we asked our friends to bring donations for the family shelter in Carlisle - and wow, they came through!!

We (you meme people) should compete to project onto that can what she is drinking.

I’m sure I’m romanticizing it but one of the things I liked about my visit to London was people sliding up to a bar’s outdoor window for beers. You can sort of do that at Molly Pitcher. I need to do that more, drink on the High street like the sad monarchists.

I feel like this is retaliation for my drinking at Millworks

Not since Robert E Lee has the borough been so thoroughly violated.