BIG KNIFE! SMALL WIFE!

let’s see what my bitch wife packed for lunch today

craving a little going into the woods and rustling around the brush on all fours

there’s a breathalyzer in my car that won’t let me start it unless I’m over the legal limit

every day is a blessing fr

going to buy a gun with my Christmas bonus thank you chef

In Canada as a matter of fact

found a plasmoid in my shed and beat it to death with a hammer

calgary calgary calgary

I have a yearning disability

going to be thinking about Banff for a long time

flight got cancelled time to run around the airport on all fours growling and barking

the drones are making me have Chinese thoughts

got a silly little haircut and a snake to let roam around

i get drunk and talk to jason molina

watching 365 movies this year, here are the first four months compiled

embrace being weird n off putting .. there’s a beautiful woman who wants to eat slutty sanwiches out there for you

life is full of beauty and love ..my haters need to pray harder