Someone needs to stop baby gronk.

Real ballers know

Please confirm this is the ugliest thumb you’ve ever seen.

How do I become the sugar baby of Purnima Puri? I think it is a role I can fulfill very easily.

Fuck ellie all my homies hate ellie

Wonder how much commission she’ll make at Intralinks

The things I would do to sip on a summer shandy on the porch of a shitty college house right now

Just saw a UNC grad make a LinkedIn post about joining a third party financial recruiting firm out of undergrad. Think this is the corporate equivalent of someone making an OF the day they turn 18. Did you even try in life shorty??

Make investment banking salaries great again From Matt Levine’s Money Stuff

Things my MD said to me: Yeah if you died id cry for a day but then I’d move on. At least, he’d cry for a day. 💪💪💪

1. Bad at basketball and annoying 2. Bad at being a human and annoying 3. Arguably the GOAT, but think people shat on her for having an ugly husband 4. Don’t hate her, but don’t really care for her either

Beatboxes

When I get bored of my playlists, I listen to random pre-made Apple playlists. One time my AirPods disconnected and the most slutty Summer Walker song started playing in the bull pen. I have never been called sm slurs at one time (justified).

I have seen Jerome Johnson less than 10 times since this picture was taken. Someone make that kid touch grass.

Tayshaun Prince. That is all. That is the tweet.

First surfside of summer 2025. God bless

Accurate visualization of what it looks like when you send out data room access and everyone starts replying saying they can’t see anything

Tucked in fleece quarter zip infront of me right now. Don’t be that guy.

Been on the tarmac for 90 minutes for a 2 hour plane ride. Why would the Rothschilds do this to me

I love how this comment section is a bunch of hicks from the south who think you can’t afford to live in the city at $130k