Im addicted to genshin impact and im proud

Bitches be lookin down cuz we’re above them

She love dumb bitches too bad im literate

why it

I like little bugs.

just downloaded a skyrim mod that adds a spinning skull. thats all it does. im very entertained.

do you guys know if he lifts

my ass is genuinely so fat

Chibi drake at the glory hole

i be like “ngl” then i lie

Hey, Bae. Sorry for the late text. Can you pop open a can of the spray cheese and apply it to my asscheeks? Thanks.

There aren’t forks

Maybe i’d get more bitches if i smelled like cheesy garlic bread. (Men kissing)

Does anyone know how to find the clitoris

Put your mother on the phone this instant young man

You’re lying. No. No you have to be lying no

NOOOO FUCK ITS TRUE KEITH SILVERSTEIN NOOOOOOO

Pov: you’re a tiny little iphone and Abraham Lincoln is looking down at you while texting his homies

I only read my own tweets so stop dming me to read your tweets please