I promise not to do this to Greenland!

Average gummy worm aficionado. Up 16000 on slots. Fell asleep after the back to back to back adrenaline rushes of hitting the progressive jackpot. Enjoying a delicious candy.

Yeah Ton', it's me. Tehran? Taken care of.

You do this to me and I’m robbing you

thank you coinbase

He threw up the set

monitoring the situation

One time in Cambridge MA I got kicked out of a bar because a gril chimped at me hard after I told her that she had the eyes of an Irish potato farmer, they call security

Wow these guys should make a movie like this but about one of the cultures that still practiced human sacrifice well into the 20th century to add a whole new layer of realism making it extra scary. Why have they not done that

Calling UberEats because the driver is 3 minutes late

Well no shit

Chinese materials should not be used in critical infrastructure.

This is why I fucking hate Vegas. The parking is retarded. I will not pay 40 dollars to spend an hour in your casino to lose 10x that. I would rather tip the craps dealers. The last time I was there my buddy and I tried to see how many casinos we could hit in a night and not pay

Look how far we’ve come

Sonntag schmood

I member we used to make fun of Kardashians cuz they “do nothing” but now everyone just wanna geek bar watch reels Depop for archive pieces & memecoin trader.

YES

Yeah everyone should log off