Won’t you, trip like I do? OMG!

Is there a word for an unmarried man who doesn’t want to put up with bullshit anymore?

Twitter in the morning. Nobody wants to hear you. Shut up!

Why do y’all like Peaky Blinders? I’m watching it, but it’s boring as hell.

Arthritis is what a doctor will tell you for something they can’t explain.

Look at my profile. I have balloons today!❣️

Balloons! 🎈 ❣️❤️❣️

Fun fact: John Stamos and I were born on this same day 62 years ago.

The only who appreciated me today is Sierra. I like her a lot.

Off for 9 days. Work tomorrow should be fun.

Funny, X, @Twitter can’t get my algorithm correct.

There are times in life when you hit the gas or hit the brakes. Which one are you? Valid reason for both. For me, GAS!

Fuck tinnitus. I will outpower you! I will be louder!