NC legalizing sports gamblin’ right before #Bracketology is as on time as it is on brand for our state legislature. Just SO resistant to change, it’s predictable. Hell, we should’ve BET we’d be among the last to the party!

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Egads! The Panthers suck. They DO know that it takes 10 (TEN) yards to convert a 1st down, right? Seems like a recurring theme regardless of coaches, personnel, opponent, or location: if the Panthers convert a 1st down, they really didn’t, actually, you thot wrong. #KeePounding

KAYAKaveli, amirite? Too soon? Man, it’s not like someone died. (Like, *actually* died).

Tick Tock ⏰ Time for a bo-bangin’ giveaway Reply for a chance to win Bojangles | #KeepPounding

Those new restrooms downtown (it’s essentially like porta potties went glamp) near the Rankin garage are apt to cut public urination cases by 1.3, maybe even 1.4%!!!!! #AVLdowntown #AVLent #AVLpee

Is that a big ol’ buttermilk biscuit lookin’ seat cushion for your big ol’ Bojangles buttermilk biscuit booty ?!?!?

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Dramatic finish at The Round House w/ my #UNCG Spartans securing the significant conference road W over UTC on a 3pt hoist at the final nanosecond of regulation! #letsgoG

Dang wzup XwiXXer, it's been a minute! I sincerely hope all y'all are well.

Heyyy, Twitter...er, uh, "X", I'm back! Shiid, I feel like the last time I was able to sign in on here, it still was called Twitter! LOL

UNC Asheville keeping it close vs. Witchita State as they approach the under-4 timeout of the 2nd half. Bulldogs 4-15 from behind the arc, so perhaps the #Splasheville movement is officially over? With so many 6'6"-6'9" dudes cutting to the hoop, maybe we're #Slasheville now!?