If I owned a vape shop I would name it Virtue and Propriety

This is the dumbest thing I could’ve ever seen in my entire life

She hates me

Left early to go home alone and get drunk off the one half can of leftover beer in the fridge and read the artist manifesto perspective on blockchain and this shit is kind of bad

Guys I really really really miss my bike

Excuse me

Just ate a weird amount of chicken salad

It’s eat a weird amount of chicken salad Saturday

These bitches will not fucking leave me alone. They keep following me everywhere.

POV: You pay $200 for a bottle of expensive wine and dinner at a French restaurant and then after I make us go to your apartment and force you to watch the 5 minute Steven Levitt YouTube interview where he talks about interviewing a prostitute from India

The sunset was so beautiful yesterday two nights ago. I ate a fish taco and had a glass of wine before this it was amazing

Thinking…

The laundromat is a very intimate place. Everyone there can see what i wore this week. No one else is supposed to know that except for me

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I don’t like the way it turned out and took me four days to edit but I need that YouTube paycheck really bad this month and also after hanging out with a lot of Twitter NYC people I’ve realized how awful some of your Klarna Grailed addictions are and felt compelled to finish this

I love seeing a weird colored pigeon. Because like Why do u look like that