"Someone shitted on the field hockey turf." -The Hill School

"An English teacher walked in on a senior buying three thirty racks at the local liquor store." -Tabor

"Where a girl gave a hand job during chapel." -Wilbraham and Monson Academy

"When the lesbians wheel harder than the varsity boys hockey team." -The Winchendon School

"Two boys hiked up our mountain on the headmasters holiday, and started a forest fire spanning 5 acres." -Kent

"A kid got mad about another kid screwing up a biology lab so he head butted him and broke his nose." - Avon Old Farms

"A few of the boys on the hockey team cut holes in the side of their sweatpants and got hand jobs during the school play." -St. Georges

"A guy spent all year raising a flock of turkeys just so he could prank the school and fill all the classrooms with them." -Western Reserve

"A boy made a fake snapchat and asked the football team for pics of their assholes. He got 16 asshole pics and one expulsion." -Cushing

"When the boys dorm toilet gets backed up because of the amount of drugs getting flushed down it during a drug search." -Culver Academies

"The whole athletic center got shut down because some kid pissed in the trash can in the weight room." -Middlesex

"I hooked up with a professor my sophomore year for months and no one ever found out. Still the best sex I've ever had" -Mercersburg Academy

"A kid got suspended for shitting in a bag and throwing it out the window of a bus on the way home from a lacrosse game." -NMH

"A kid got expelled for threatening to kidnap the dean's dogs."- Choate

"A couple hockey players got kicked out for sneaking out at night and taking a shit on the commencement stage." -Millbrook School

"The seniors hung a 22in dildo from the ceiling of our recital hall and a teacher spent 2 hours trying to get it down." -Dublin School

"A sophomore on the hockey team jumped out of a 3 story window for pizza." - Wyoming Seminary

"The hockey players swallowed live goldfish." -Hotchkiss

"Where the school barber gets fired because the Dean of Students found out he was a porn star." -Suffield

When kids buy dip and alcohol off the pizza delivery person -Berkshire School