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The night I was conceived, the boundaries between my parents dissolved entirely. It was like they were one body, penetrating itself over and over again. As a duet, they performed but a single song: me. 30 years later, this song now sings itself, a testament to love's verity.

Monster Trucks. Pro Wrestling. Violent video games. Vulgar 'adult animation'. No thank you. I much prefer my Redwall books.

Produce I recently held.

My steam notifications: calm until i freak out then its pretty bad is playing Mists of Eternia calm until i freak out then its pretty bad is playing Dragon Trainer Idle Game calm until i freak out then its pretty bad is playing Spider Solitaire: Galaxy Gas Edition Whatever happened to Fortnite?!?

If you want to warm a 35 year old man’s heart, and help combat the male loneliness epidemic, please head over to sweet bev 🐢 ‘s twitter page and like some of the posts

This October I will be watching non-Scary movies on only some days of the month.

Can everyone please share their favorite high school golf memories? Mine include: - a teammate who wore a Burger King cardboard crown during matches - early dismissals to shoot 48 on 9 holes - pulling up to golf courses on the team bus while blasting Maui Wowie by Kid Cudi

A friend of mine shrunk his kids, and had to tell his wife

Imagine doing this for a family member that only vaguely liked Yu-Go-Oh in 2003

Watching The Bear on Hulu. Pretty good!

Music. Acting. Emotion. Humor. Drama. Heart. Cameos. Food. My god, the food. Hulu’s “The Bear” uses familiar ingredients and cooks up must-see-TV

Thanks to everyone who took a moment to send me bday wishes. I am as blessed as any could be. My wish for all - happiness, health, love and peace

When people say google is broken/unusable, I sincerely don't understand what they mean

Shane Gillis = gets “cancelled”, comes back with a comedy special, everyone loves it. Ellen Degeneres = gets “cancelled”, comes back with a comedy special, everyone hates it. Anyone notice a…pattern, here?

Danny, the weatherman. Jesse, the musician. Joey, the comedian. Deej, Stephanie, and little Michelle. Kimmy Gibbler. Full House.

Liver & Onions = hated dish from 60s kids

RIP McGonnagal. Your in hogwarts, now.

A protein bar is a tasty, nutritious, and convenient snack - between lunch and dinner.

One of the most important skills in business is using this emoji 🙌 to respond to your coworkers' messages.