HANDICAP CHAIR: Steady, friends. Tonight we sail toward fairness… toward a nation where any two golfers can wager two dollars with mathematical dignity. GOLFER: Sir, how will we know our dignity? HANDICAP CHAIR: By a number. We shall call it a Handicap Index. The average of

Dallas guy doesn’t think rest of world knows what it’s like to be fired. Checks out.

That moment Robert Earl Keen comes out to pay tribute to Charlie Robison backed by Cross Canadian Ragweed. History indeed. youtu.be/XZPi9t_95Dk?si…

Probably that 50% of Gen Z is under 21

Baylor legend and 2011 Heisman winner, Robert Griffin III, will be the color commentator for Baylor's season opener against Auburn. The game will be televised nationally on FOX. #SicEm🐻

So I’ll see ya in Youston

Couldn’t have a more West Texas morning for a new baby #YouFromMidland?

I was 2 years old at the time when Blue Water Exploration started! The article provides a little history which I found worthwhile reading! It all started in waters less than 300 ft and now we are drilling, completing and intervening on wells in 10K’! Wow share.google/PTVN2Zl69oGsyZ…

So metal

9lb 2oz healthy all around. Whew. What a day. #CanYouBePerfect?

Nothing is more upsetting than these TVs deals and the absurd consumer dance around finding my college football teams and MLB postseason.

Guys please stop sending me this we already know it’s going to happen

This is the most Dallas quote in history nytimes.com/athletic/65744…

Eovaldi ran so that we could fly

2025 is strange

archeologists arriving at the “Mainstream Archeologist” events: